So the world is obviously full of war, poverty, famine, and other assorted ill shit, but I’ve never as of yet gotten the feeling that the whole thing was actually going completely tits up, like, irreversibly. That was, until yesterday, when I came across a newspaper article regarding a viral video on the web depicting some psychotic teenage girl literally THROWING PUPPIES INTO A RIVER. Honest to God, if it weren’t something you could watch for yourself, I’d never believe it – here’s the video, but beware, its most assuredly not for the faint of heart.
This is quite possibly the worst thing to ever appear on the internet. What kind of sick, twisted, heartless son of a bitch do you have to be to do some shit like this? More counfounding: who the hell doesn’t like PUPPIES?? For christ’s sake, puppies are like the cliche everyone uses when describing something that nobody doesn’t like. Seriously, its like taking a shit on a rainbow or raping a dolphin or something – it just doesn’t compute. Its so outlandishly evil, I feel like even Hannibal Lecter would be like “eh, that’s a little much.”
Now this event, while heinous, would not by itself in my opinion herald impending armageddon – however, it comes on the heels of a woman in London caught on tape not two weeks ago petting a cat & then proceeding to put it in the fucking trash. I swear, I am not making this up.
Now I’ve never been any champion of the feline species, but seriously what the hell is going on?? I mean, people killing people, that I get. Usually there’s some sort of justification – domestic quarrel, religious jihad, money, whatever. These things are shitty but they make sense. But when people start chucking out defenseless animals for their own amusement left and right, I feel like maybe its time to start checking my palms to make sure there’s not big bloody holes in them.